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morkaischosen:

prokopetz:

I love the phrase “what the entire fuck” because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a “what the partial fuck”.

Similarly “what the actual fuck,” implying “what the figurative fuck” or “what the imaginary fuck”.

“What the actual fuck” is an interesting one because “actual” has so many distinct shades of meaning.

“Entire” generally means “whole” or “complete”, but depending on the particular context, “actual” can denote any or all of “real”, “literal”, “concrete”, “truthful”, “grounded” or “factual”.

Thus, when deriving the contrastive phrase, in addition to “what the imaginary fuck” and “what the figurative fuck”, we could also reasonably arrive at “what the hypothetical fuck”, “what the fraudulent fuck”, “what the fanciful fuck” or “what the counterfactual fuck”.

Language is fun!

i’m personally a fan of “what the actual and entire fuck” because never do what you can overdo.

We actually used to use ‘what in the hypothetical fuck’ in law school.  Also ‘what the alleged fuck’.

what the quantum fuck

what the Heisenberg Uncertain fuck

what the schrödinger’s fuck

the fuck spectrum

I’m an old-fashioned girl.  I like “what the fucking fuck?”

But what about the too handily blasphemous “holy fuck”?

Hieros gamos, the original holy fuck.

I will never read the word fuck and not think of this video:

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supernovacoffee:

emmikamikatze:

clokkerfoot:

so late to the party but like, wooooh, fave vine compilation

@supernovacoffee, you seriously have to watch this for one single part! And then tell me which one, I dare you!

The rest is freaking funny as hell though.

Forever ruined the pronounciation of B-tch for me…

@emmikamikatze I kid you not, I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.

Fucking Cornfield. 

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kitsundae:

newest obsession : WindowsXP vines

kukkiisart:

angrypigeons:

i can’t stop laughing help

I’m literally laughing tears right now I cannot deal.

gatesmcfadden:

A newly married Kathryn and Beverly chat over subspace. (for @janetfraiser)

screechingstudentperson:

godpenis:

gringophobia:

kingpinnn:

The most beautiful thing I have  heard all day and you have the opportunity to hear it too.

One of my faves that was lost to the internet is back

does anyone know the name of this instrument and possibly the source of this video?

It’s called a hang drum or if you type in metal drum on YouTube it comes up, the player is named Yuki Koshimoto, and this specific video is on YouTube as Magnifique Démonstration de Hang Drum.
I think.

 - mitchiri neko march
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rantmuffin:

hERE IT IS!!! 😸